I'll be your Killer Fish for the evening.. 😏

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
yharnamsnewslug
hauntedlyfes

i had to add these and i’m sure there are more

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Originally posted by rinkrats

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ashbelero

Oh… so THAT’S why I love Hockey.

Bonus: That weird phenomenon when dudes will grab a buddy to keep people on the other team from interfering with fights on the ice.

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god these guys are so gay

aveotardis

Dude, hockey is so fucking gay.

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hauntedlyfes

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the stanley cup playoffs said happy pride month

goaliekisses

gotta add these because what is more beautiful than nathan mackinnon winning the stanley cup to defend his longtime crush sidney crosby’s honor and THEN attributing the win to staying in a hotel room that contains sid’s jersey number. who wrote this fic? (also: nate eats ass and sid is The ass of the nhl so…)

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intheupside

ok but sidney crosby looks like this:

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and has an ass like this:

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so i understand the thirst

nebulein

Are we not even talking about the actualfacts kissing going on or…?

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Originally posted by andrei-vasilevskiyy

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Originally posted by fly-guys

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Originally posted by anzekopistar

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Originally posted by rinkrats

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Originally posted by gabelandeskog

The rituals are intricate 😌

zambonding

Memorial Cup 2013: Halifax Mooseheads’ Stefan Fournier kissed Jonathan Drouin after a goal, defies people to chirp him about it

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more:

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Fun Fact: The Halifax Mooseheads went on to win the Memorial Cup

(other notable players on the team included Nathan Mackinnon, Mackenzie Weegar, and Martin Frk)

zambonding

And here’s Travis Green & Ziggy Palffy:

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rantmachines

oh man @zambonding that article is such a gem this is the kind of sports journalism we need

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btw can i also add that straight out of a romcom/bollywood movie moment where two hockey player’s laces get tangled up mid-game

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fananon87

While we do love men’s ice hockey, let’s give it up for the ladies with actual, adorable rivalry romances.

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hauntedlyfes

the nhl could never get on the level of women’s hockey. could hockey men do THIS:

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(and now they have another daughter together LOOK AT THIS BLISS)

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also if we thirstin’ about sidney crosby on this giant post, i have also got to point out the Power carly jackson holds…

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hauntedlyfes

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in honor of the nhl’s “whole lot of fucking” november, here’s more tenderhorniness

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and this extremely wholesome fight turned prom dance:

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gay people
hadeantaiga
veradragonjedi

All the humanoid figures in the building you're in suddenly come to life and are trying their hardest to kill you, (this means dolls, mannequins, sculptures, puppets etc but they have to be human-ish) How Screwed Are You?

I'm chilling. (there are none that i can think of)

slightly unnerved

Oh no (I could fight them off.)

OH NO! (can't fight them off)

already dead (I live in a museum/large fashion store)

Add the approximate number in the tags!! If you're wondering if something counts, drop a comment!

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changelingsandothernonsense

New Ea-nāṣir lore just dropped and I don't know how to feel about that. I hate the meme but the guy having thugs coming after him for bad copper sales is perfect.

teal-deer

Wait wait WAIT

As someone who hard agrees with all your tags re: tired of the meem

BUT who is also invested in antiquities

Is it possible for you to drop the new lore

changelingsandothernonsense

So the building in Ur where the infamous tablet was found (1 “Old Street” Ur Excavations VII) was actually full of similar tablets, all detailing how badly this guy's deals went. All of these tablets were collected and put into storage at the British Museum. Typically this kind of thing gets forgotten about, many of these tablets have been sitting there for a century, untranslated or partially translated.

The Nu Tabletum

This was recently partially translated and it's incredibly fragmentary, but it's a letter from the man himself reassuring a customer in Larsa about a bad shipment (a lot of goods were missing). He is upset that the customer sent thugs to collect (which is located in a different tablet). In turn, he sends his own to the customer's home. They are to make offerings at the temple of Šamaš together to symbolically "smooth things over". They are taking an oath.

He later goes on to blame the customer for the missing ingots. He (Ea-nāṣir) decided to employ a third party to deliver said ingots to the customer (all the way in the next city-state in the Sumerian cultural sphere). It seems like the third party either stole or got into a fight with the customer over the goods.

Ea-nāṣir now has to haul his ass to Larsa to deal with this personally. There's a lot of "Why don't you believe me?" "They don't listen to me!" "Please don't send-" going on in the tablet. But from what I can gather it looks like this peace offering (making an oath at the temple of Šamaš) broke down too. Everyone is blaming each other for the missing copper ingots and now the man himself has to take the three-day journey to sort out this issue.

We have a name for one of the thugs: Mr. Shorty (kurûm). He seems to be a bit scary.

The man from Dilmun got kicked out of the Merchant's Guild for a reason, he's had this problem before with copper shipments from Elam. Either he's the world's worst judge of character or he's embezzling, and badly. This is his side hustle stage where he's selling everything from used clothing to speculating (badly) on real estate. He may have dabbled in money lending too. He's your classic failed finance bro.

30to50feralcatgirls

my god if it turns out nasir was being slandered and is actually an upstanding guy it’ll be the biggest twist in recorded history